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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

11.06.2025 23:58

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

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“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What do you mean son?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

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Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

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Do you know what she said mum?

What! how could you do that?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

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She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”